Stop perpetuating lame culture. The fact that something is stupid does not mean that it is, “cool”.

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I was in line at the grocery store yesterday, flipping through the latest issue of Psychology Today.. I skimmed a line that stated contrarians such as myself, who have views outside of the mainstream and tell people about them, are considered a pain in the ass among the general population. Well, NO SHIT. It is difficult to swallow information that is not spewing from a television. But guess what? Greed, stupidity, and ignorance is going to EAT US ALIVE. Have a nice day! Fukushima.

Then get ready for the “old school” to complain about the renovations and claim they “sold out” and it “sounds like shit” because it actually sounds good, they got rid of the ghost, and the bathrooms no longer run constantly and smell like pee.

Weee!

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If you don’t feel like doing something, it probably isn’t worth doing.

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Pete Ward and I at the Pocket Fish R Men fish fry with a wolf. 

I lost a few friends yesterday. Unfortunately, this happens from time to time.. I scrolled through my f-list trying to figure out who they were, as I sometimes do when this sort of thing happens. I can never tell who un-friended me because I am blown away by how many super cool friends I have. I also recently noticed, as  people un-friend me, the overall quality of my friends goes up. Thanks for being there. Thanks for being cool. And thanks in advance, for sending money via Paypal to: sendmoney@nathanespen.com Or, if you know where I live, you may drop off your donation in person at my residence. I am a very busy man these days. However, if you would like to visit, I would love to see you. Please make an appointment with my assistant so the guards know the approximate time of your arrival. That way they can arrange to have the chimpanzees sequestered. Bo and Luke (No, the pic is not of one of them, it is a gorilla from the internet.) are hella strong and tend to be extremely territorial. They freak the fuck out if anybody approaches the house. We don’t want to have another accident! Thanks again. I really, really love you guys. Oh, happy Earth Day! See you at the fish fry!! Somehow, we are going to save wildlife by boiling it in oil.

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I am an underdog with a heart of coal that has feelings. All I want out of life is a glass of water. I have fallen off a cliff. I am falling at a rapid rate of speed. The ground is racing up to kiss my a

So Black it causes cancer.

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